Anti-Goth Bias in British Safety Video

Posted in Goth with tags , on November 19, 2009 by siouxsielaw

This British safety video creeps Siouxsie out (and not in a good way).  It is part of a series called “Tales of the Road” and features an adorable Goth heroine who attempts to cross a street. Sadly, she is struck by an automobile.  Apparently, our hero’s dark sensibility is her fatal flaw.  The narrator chides the character for not dressing “bright” and blames her misfortune on her dark trendy style.

Siouxsie does not like this ad or its message.  It seems in poor taste in light of hate crimes that have occurred against Goths in the U.K.  The murder of Sophie Lancaster, is probably the most notorious.   And just a few weeks ago, a group of thugs assaulted a goth bride on her wedding day.  WTF?

Moreover, the ad appears to be a poorly executed rip-off of Neil Gaiman’s work.

Siouxsie thinks that the creators should have incorporated aspects of Cybergoth into the character design and safety solution.  The ad would have been much improved.  Cybergoths excel at being both bright and dark.

So next time, instead of running over the adorable Goth character, just give her a Cybergoth makeover.

Profile In Courage: Theodora “Thea” Michaels, Esq.

Posted in Goth, Law on November 18, 2009 by siouxsielaw

Meep.

By now you probably have heard that a Massachusetts high-school principal outlawed the word “meep.”   As reported by the  Salem News, the principal robocalled all parents warning them that if students said or displayed the word “meep” at school, they could face suspension.  The principal said he banned the word because students were using it to disrupt school and were organizing a joint “meep.”

This story made national and international news last week.

After seeing this story in the news, Theodora “Thea” Michaels, an entertainment lawyer, took matters into her own hands.  Ms. Michaels sent an e-mail to Principal Thomas Murray ( murray@danvers.org ), Assistant Principal Mark Strout ( strout@danvers.org ), Assistant Principal Cornelia Varoudakis ( cvaroudakis@danvers.org ), and Superintendent of Schools Dr. Lisa Dana ( dana@danvers.org ).

The e-mails subject line said (in full), “Meep.”  The body said (in full), “Meep.”

In response, Ms. Michaels received an e-mail that threatened police action.

Awesome.

Ms. Michaels documented the incident on her blog. Since then, her e-mail has been the subject of many legal blogs.

And so far the response is unanimous, the principal’s actions were completely asinine.  And Ms. Michael’s rocks for meeping.

But Siouxsie wanted to point out that Ms. Michaels was cool long before this meep story broke.

Just check out her bio:

Ms. Michaels is a singer and bass guitarist.  She hosted a heavy metal show on her college radio station called  Thea’s “Hunter From Hell.”  Ms. Michaels also interned at Infinity Broadcasting’s FM radio powerhouse K-Rock, and contributed to local music publications on the NYC scene.  After college, Ms. Michaels worked for a record label and then went to law school.  During law school, she interned at a law firm that represented the estates of rock legends such as Frank Zappa.

She sings and plays bass in the NYC rock band the Curse.

She tweets in haiku.

She did legal work on Vampira The Movie.

Siouxsie is in awe.   So, Siouxsie is sending Ms. Michaels a black rose bouquet from Etsy to show her thanks and appreciation.  You can probably guess what Siouxsie’s message on the card will be.

Photo Credit:

Take Your Garden to the Darkside

Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2009 by siouxsielaw

Siouxsie likes to spend time in her shady garden (no bright or direct sunlight please).  Up until now, Siouxsie has been unable to find the perfect gardening resource.  But now she has it; this is precisely the book she has been searching for:

black plants book
A must have for any gardener, whether darkly inclined or not.

Not convinced that black plants are for you, check out the aeonium aboreum.

black plant

Aeonium aboreum

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7326810@N08/ / CC BY 2.0

Aeonium schwartzkoff 2

Say Goodbye to Caffeinated Alcoholic Beverages

Posted in Law with tags , , on November 15, 2009 by siouxsielaw
Red Bull and Vodka

The FDA's ban on caffeinated alcoholic beverages will actually make it hip to drink Red Bull and vodka.

Oh FDA.  You are breaking Siouxsie’s heart.  Now you want to outlaw beverages that combine caffeine with booze?

The New York Times reports that the FDA took its first step toward banning caffeinated alcoholic beverages yesterday.  In a letter to 30 manufacturers, the FDA warns that companies have one month to prove that their products are safe.  If they cannot do so, the FDA will yank them from the shelves.  (Notice how the FDA published its press release on a Friday.  Pretty sneaky.)

The companies that manufacture these caffeinated alcoholic beverages likely will be unable to prove that their products are safe.   Everyone knows that by itself alcohol is a dangerous drug.  (It seems that the FDA lacks any institutional knowledge of the 18th Amendment.)   Perhaps, the FDA should have asked whether these beverages are less safe than other types of booze.  The FDA did not ask this question though because its mind is already made up.   The FDA is going to ban caffeinated alcoholic beverages.

Why?  According to the WSJ one study suggests that people who drink caffeinated alcoholic beverages are more likely to suffer negative consequences such as suffering an alcohol-related injury.  People also criticized these companies for marketing their products to underage and college drinkers (which they undoubtedly were).

Siouxsie is not opposed to regulating alcoholic beverages or these companies, but thinks the FDA is going about it all wrong.

A ban doesn’t make sense here.  People have been mixing booze and caffeine long before cans of this stuff were mass marketed.  The obvious loophole in the ban is that people can simply mix the drinks themselves (or ask their favorite bartender to do so).  Why not regulate the amount of caffeine contained in the beverages instead?  Or regulate the way the products are marketed?

Perhaps what is even more interesting about the proposed ban is who stands to gain from it — Anheuser-Busch InBev NV and MillerCoors LLC.  According to a WSJ article, these two companies voluntarily agreed to remove caffeine, guarana and other stimulants from their drinks last year.   And why wouldn’t they?  These two companies have multiple brands and products, and could easily shift their share of the market back to their separate caffeinated and alcoholic beverages.  When the companies removed their products from the market, however, smaller companies stepped in and took over the conglomerates’ market.

Arguably, a ban by the FDA means that these conglomerates will recapture some of their market share.

All this talk of outlawing caffeine and alcohol has only made Siouxsie more thirsty and more determined to have this combo the next she goes out on the town.

FYI, here is the FDA’s list of the companies who received a warning letter:

  • Charge Beverages Corporation (products: Liquid Charge, Liquid Core, High Gravity Core)
  • United Brands Company, Inc. (products: Joose, Max Vibe, Max Fury, Max Live, 3Sum)
  • Phusion Projects LLC (products:  Four, Four Loko, Four Maxed)
  • Point Blank Beverages Co. (product: Torque)
  • Hard Wired Brewing Company, LLC (product: Hard Wired)
  • Mix Master Beverage Co. (product: 24/7)
  • Catalyst Beverage Company (product: Catalyst)
  • New Century Brewing Company (product:  Moonshot)
  • Melanie Brewing Co. (product:  Evil Eye)
  • Thomas Creek Brewery, LLC (product: Mobius Lager)
  • Diageo North America, Inc. (product: Smirnoff Raw Tea Malt Beverage)
  • Constellation Brands (product: Wide Eye)
  • The P.I.N.K. Spirits Company/Prohibition Beverage Inc. (products:  P.I.N.K. Vodka, P.I.N.K. Tequila, P.I.N.K. Rum, P.I.N.K. Gin, P.I.N.K. White Whiskey, P.I.N.K. Sake)
  • Delicious Brands Inc.(product: Lotus Vodka)
  • Sovereign Brands (product: 3AM Vodka)
  • Moet Hennessey/Millennium Import LLC (product: Belevedere IX)
  • Shotpak Vodka (product:  Gravity Vodka)
  • Wingard USA (Importer) (products: V2 Vodka with Caffeine, Everglo Vodka)
  • LeVecke Corporation (product: Vicious Vodka with Caffeine)
  • Rocktail Drinks/Liquid Manufacturing LLC (product: Slingshot Party Gel)
  • Cold Spring Brewing Company/Atomic Brands (product: A:M Carpe Noctern)
  • 808 Spirits Co. (product: 808 Mango Beat)
  • Gaamm Imports Inc.(product: Booya Espresso Silver Tequila with Caffeine)
  • Ithaca Beer Co. (product: Ithaca Eleven Malt Beverage with Coffee)
  • Gluek Brewing Company (product: Gruv Malt Beverage with Guarana)
  • MHW, Ltd and Niche Import Company (product: Agwa De Bolivia)
  • Rizer Spirits Inc. (products: XZO Vodka with Caffeine, Taurine, and Guarana

Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/markhillary/ / CC BY 2.0

Justice Sotomayor Unleashed

Posted in Law on November 13, 2009 by siouxsielaw
red nails

This is not a photo of Siouxsie's nails (she prefers black over red). You would have to be a complete dolt to think that this is a photo of Justice Sotomayor's nails. It is not.

Siouxsie didn’t know what to make of the newest Supreme Court Justice — Sonia Sotomayor.  Her opinions in the Second Circuit left Siouxsie undecided.  The “wise Latina” comment seemed overblown.  The Kabuki confirmation hearings were not helpful.

One month in, according to all reports, Justice Sotomayor has been an active participant in arguments before the Court.  But it is still way too soon to assess her impact.

Nevertheless, Siouxsie’s mind is made up.  Justice Sotomayor rocks.

Check out this article in Latina.  It reports that in preparation for her confirmation hearings, President Obama’s staff briefed her on every detail, including how to dress:

They even advised her to keep her nails a neutral shade, which she did.  But on the day of the White House reception celebrating her appointment, Sotomayor asked the president to look at her freshly manicured nails, holding up her hands to show off her favorite fire engine–red hue. The president chuckled, saying that she had been warned against that color.

She sure had, but Sotomayor was not finished. She then pulled her hair back behind her ears, exposing her red and black semi-hoop earrings, a beloved accessory among Latinas across America—from the South Bronx to Houston to East Los Angeles.

Obama joked that she had been briefed on the size of the earrings as well. Without skipping a beat, Sotomayor replied: “Mr. President, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed.”

The article goes on to detail her love life.  Apparently, her last relationship was with a “friend with no strings attached.”

Justice Sotomayor seems to embrace her independence, femininity and sexuality.  All this makes Siouxsie think that she is going to make a great addition to the highest court in the land.

Photo Credit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/fake_eyes/ / CC BY 2.0

Source:   The ABA Journal

RIP Clove Cigarettes

Posted in Goth, Law on November 12, 2009 by siouxsielaw
cloves

This group of revelers is not letting the FDA get them down.

Have you tried to buy clove cigarettes lately?  If so, then you know that stores no longer carry them.  This is because clove cigarettes are now contraband — outlawed and banned (and now cooler than ever).

How did this happen?  This past June, President Obama signed into law the “Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act” (the “Act”).  This law gives the FDA broad authority to regulate the manufacture and marketing of cigarettes and smokeless tobacco.  It is the first time that the agency has been given power to regulate these items.  Under the statute, the FDA can order the removal of ingredients it considers hazardous; minimize the impact of advertising on youth; improve warning labels; and prohibit the use of such characterizations as “light” or “low tar.”

The Act intends to limit tobacco companies’ ability to market their products to minors.  So, the FDA banned candy- and fruit-flavored cigarettes.  To do this, most tobacco flavorings are now illegal — including grape, cherry, vanilla, and honey — because of their allure to kids.   Unfortunately, clove is also included on this list.  The flavor ban went into effect a few weeks ago.

This all sounds well-meaning.

But Siouxsie says, “Not so fast.”   Here is the catch — the flavor ban covers only the smallest market of flavored cigarettes.  Meanwhile, the ban gives mentholated cigarettes, the most popular flavored cigarette, a free pass.

This makes no sense.  Let’s compare cloves and menthol smokes.  With clove cigarettes (also known as kreteks) the marketing is straightforward. They are black and sooty looking.  They might as well say “I’m a cancer stick.”  The clove-smoking population is small and older.   According to a WSJ article, clove smoking totals less than a tenth of 1% of U.S. cigarette consumption.  The WSJ speculates Indonesian expatriates, world travelers, and aging body-pierces comprise this tiny population.  Siouxsie would add to that list — Goths, college professors, and the hooligans pictured above.  Clove cigarettes are not produced or manufactured here; they are imported from Indonesia.

Menthols, on the flip side, form a substantial part of revenue for U.S. tobacco companies.  As reported by the WSJ, U.S. tobacco companies sell an estimated 90 billion menthol cigarettes each year.  They are, by far, the most popular flavored cigarette; and are increasing in popularity among U.S. teens, with younger smokers likely to choose a menthol brand.  And studies show that they are worse for you.  Mentholated cigarettes are more addictive and harder to quit than non-mentholated cigarettes and have more adverse health effects than non-mentholated cigarettes.  They also have a greater health impact on African-Americans (more than 75% of African-American smokers smoke mentholated cigarettes as compared with 23% of white smokers).

Here is how tobacco giant, RJ Reynolds describes the impact of its new menthol cigarettes on their overall sales during the recession:

Camel’s latest cigarette innovation Camel Crush has delivered consistently good results since its national introduction a year ago. Consumers like Crush because it gives them the choice of regular or menthol with each cigarette. In the third quarter, R. J. Reynolds expanded the use of its capsule technology to enhance Camel’s performance in the growing menthol category. This technology now gives Camels two core menthol styles a unique point of difference. It offers adult smokers the option of adding more menthol flavor to each cigarette at any time. Camel is the only brand to offer this choice.  These types of innovations and the brands’ intensified focus have kept Camel cigarettes stable despite a tough environment.

Reynolds American Inc. Q.2 2009 Earnings Report (emphasis added by Siouxsie).

Menthols are the most important new market to big tobacco.  And yet, Congress completely let the manufacturers of mentholated cigarettes off the hook.  The WSJ states that Congress did so because they feared “bootlegging.”  Bogus.  This loophole in the ban makes no sense.  Special interests win again.  Congrats to Congress, you are effectively regulating tiny tobacco.

So what is to become of cloves.  Tiny tobacco is continuing to fight for your right to smoke cloves.  One importer of clove cigarettes is trying to get around the ban by selling small clove cigars (as a replacement for clove cigarettes).  The FDA immediately responded to this move by what amounts to cease-and-desist warning to the importer.  So now, the company seeks a “cigar-is-not-a-cigarette” declaratory judgment.  If this fails, people speculate that Indonesia will file a complaint against the United States with the World Trade Organization.  In Siouxsie’s opinion, these are long shots.

So for now, it looks like clove cigarettes have gone the way of the Batcave.  Smoke ‘em if you ‘ve got ‘em.

Siouxsie Does Spats

Posted in Desired, Fashion, Steampunk on November 10, 2009 by siouxsielaw

After seeing Haute Macabre’s post on these spats, Siouxsie is obsessed. Check these darlings out!  These are on Siouxsie’s desired list.

Leather and Herringbone spats — Ashes & Empires http://bit.ly/NgLWd

And what is better, Siouxsie checked Corporette’s site and didn’t see anything warning against wearing spats to the office.

If you have to wear shoes that look like this, then imagine how much more awesome they would be with a pair of spats.

Finally, if you are DIY inclined,  here is a helpful video:

Disabled Gamer Sues Sony to Make Their Games Accessible

Posted in Law on November 9, 2009 by siouxsielaw
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Unhappy with Sony? The plaintiff should join Siouxsie's WOW guild.

Siouxsie thinks that Sony should make its video games accessible.  That is what Alexander Stern, an individual with visual and learning disabilities wants them to do.

On October 23, 2009, Alexander Stern (“plaintiff”) sued Sony, Sony Online and Sony Computer Entertainment America in the United States District Court for the Central District of California for failing to provide equal access to their goods and services to the disabled.  The plaintiff brings his claims under the California Unruh Civil Rights Act and Title III of the Americans with Disabilities Act (“ADA”).

Title III of the ADA mandates that “[n]o individual shall be discriminated against on the basis of disability in the full and equal enjoyment of the goods, services, facilities, privileges, advantages, or accommodations of any place of public accommodation by any private entity who owns, leases (or leases to), or operates a place of public accommodation.”

The plaintiff  may have a tricky road ahead.  Plaintiff first must demonstrate that he is an individual with a disability for purposes of the ADA.  He is alternately described as an individual with visual disabilities or an individual with multiple learning disabilities.  Because his limitations are not specified in the complaint, it is hard to know whether or not plaintiff qualifies as disabled under the ADA.  Next, plaintiff must establish that Sony is considered a place of public accommodation under the ADA.  The Ninth Circuit has made this no easy task.

But if he can clear these hurdles, the plaintiff asserts that the modifications he seeks are reasonable.  It is not clear what game or games the plaintiff wants to play.  But he cites other companies that have made the necessary modifications to their games.  He cites  Blizzard Entertainment’s World of Warcraft (“WOW”), which provides visual cues through third-party modifications and Pin Interactive’s Terraformers, which provides a high-contrast 3D-graphics mode, an audio compass, a GPS-like mechanism,  and a keypad option.

Plaintiff alleges that Sony failed to respond to any of his requests to discuss his accessibility issues.   The plaintiff also contends that Sony requires gamers to sign a waiver to agree to arbitration before they can even request a modification.  Really Sony?  Siouxsie hopes this is not so.

Whatever the viability of this particular lawsuit, if the modifications needed are reasonable, Siouxsie says, “Why not make them?”   Sony only stands to increase its user base if it makes its games accessible.   And if the modifications are not reasonable, Sony should work on its customer service to avoid lawsuits like this in the future.

In the meantime, Siouxsie says, “Why waste your time with Sony?  WOW is far superior and accessible.”

Here is a copy of the complaint for your reading pleasure.

Ring Lust

Posted in Desired, Fashion, Jewelry with tags , , , on November 8, 2009 by siouxsielaw
ring

Big Bang Ring

This “Big Bang” ring is on Siouxsie’s desired list.

Rapt Boutique will be bringing this beauty and others like it to the Degenerate Craft Fair in New York this December!  This  unique anti-art art experience takes place over the course of three weekends in December.  Amy Wilson, Siouxsie’s favorite artist, and Shannon Broder are hosting the fair.  Siouxsie hopes to see you there!

Siouxsie on Social Networking from Beyond the Grave

Posted in Death, Law with tags , , on November 7, 2009 by siouxsielaw
ghost

Photo Credit: Flickr User Sweet Girl©

Facebook recently announced their policy about the accounts of users who have died.  As reported in Time, Facebook did this because of complaints that people were receiving “suggestions” via Facebook’s new homepage to “reconnect” with friends who had died.

Facebook’s policy is simple:  a family member can either make a request to memorialize the account or Facebook will remove it.  If a family chooses Facebook memorialization, the Facebook profile is frozen and removed from search results; and the wall is left open for friends and family to pay their respects.

Siouxsie can think of a number of problems with this Facebook policy.  For one, what if the user didn’t want a memorialized page at all; or, what if the user’s last profile picture was of them dressed as Lady Gaga for Halloween (just sayin’)?

And shouldn’t the deceased Facebook user have a shot at their final status update?  Maybe a short-and-sweet  “is dead”; or, a more lighthearted “gone fishing”; or, “Eeek!  There’s no light!” Siouxsie’s preferred choice.

What about posting a final song?  Perhaps, the Frank Sinatra or Sid Vicious version of “My Way.”  Or maybe, the Jam’s “Going Under Ground.”  Or even, Daft Punk’s “One More Time.”

All of this highlights the need for people to think about their digital legacy as a part of  their end-of-life planning.

So what is a walking corpse like you supposed to do?  Siouxsie is here to help.

Make sure someone has your passwords and can execute your wishes.  You can do this old school, and  simply give the information to a spouse/partner/mistress, relative or even an attorney.  Or, for a small fee, try Legacy Locker, which boasts “the safe and secure way to pass your online accounts to your friends and loved ones.”   Legacy Locker even features a wonderfully convenient report-a-passing button on their homepage.  When a user dies, press the button and all the information is delivered to the appropriate beneficiary.  Legacy Locker also provides for e-mail messages to be sent from beyond the grave, if you so desire.  (Apparently, Legacy Locker is not the only one trying to cash in on your digital demise.  There are other companies that, for a weekly fee, will provide similar beyond the grave services.)

If you choose not to pre plan, be warned:  many companies (including Google and Microsoft) have a policy of keeping your data after your death and allowing your next of kin to access it.  This includes all of your e-mails, search results or any other services you had with these companies.  Take it from Siouxsie, you do not want your friends and relatives seeing this stuff (you know what Siouxsie is talking about).

Your life will end, but your digital legacy can go on.  Take a few minutes and plan it out.  Or else.

Courts have yet to rule on issues of whether one’s digital legacy is part of the deceased’s estate.   Stay tuned.