Goth Gum and Yuppie Hippies

This weekend I went to Economy Candy in NYC.   I bought a pack of this gum.  I then went to a yuppie hippie coffee shop in Soho.  The patrons laughed at my lace-up boots.   A young yuppie hippie snickered, “like, those boots are sexy.”  I said, “they aren’t. . . . They are ‘undeniably sexy.'”  The end.

~ by siouxsielaw on February 19, 2012.

9 Responses to “Goth Gum and Yuppie Hippies”

  1. people are strange.

  2. Absolutely undeniably.

  3. Cooool Clove gum. I’ve been chewing that since I was in grade school. It was hard to find during the 70s and 80s.

  4. Clove gum. This sounds intriguing. Also, the patrons were just jealous of your awesome, awesome boots.

  5. You have got to be kidding me. Someone actually snickered? WTF?!!???
    You should have kicked them with said boots. 😉

  6. Undeniable. Agreed. Next time, I hope you post pics.

  7. I like the boots. What jerks! Sounds like you handled it well. I would be tempted to tell them that I must have missed the memo where the homeless hippie look was the “new black”.

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